Under the rugFD

                One quiet peaceful day in Melon City Bob was simply standing in his room. Bob got tiredly tired of standing and wanted a nice comfy chair to plop down in. So Bob went to melon mart to buy a quality chair that met his needs. He found the chair he wanted and put it in his cart. He then ran the cart up to the cashier and used an orange to buy the chair. After he was out of the store he carried the chair home. He put the chair on top of his rug and sat on it. The chair had fluffy cushions and could recline he was so comfy he fell into deep slumber. He didn’t know he was about to have the strangest and exciting dream ever.

In his dream he woke up and his head was sticky. He fell back on the chair head first so the chair got stuck on his head. Bob tried and tried but could not get it to pop off. Suddenly a surge of some sort of sanity struck Bob. Bob was not prepared for this and he lost every bit of his mind and passed out.

When he woke he thought he had to hide a watermelon under the carpet. So he stole a watermelon from his neighbor Stan and hid it under the carpet by the table with the lamp on it. He then forgot it was there and smashed it some water melon juice got on his lamp and the light bulb exploded. He was so mad at himself for destroying his favorite lamp he punched a giant hole in the wall of his house. He put a jet turbine on his chair and went flying all over the town. The chair took a huge jaw dropping turn and violently crashed into the cold hard ground and broke into a million tiny pieces. Bob found a bathtub and put a jet turbine on it and flew to the moon that looked like melon for some reason.

Once he was on the moon he space walked over to Moon Shakes and had a mango shake. After he was refreshed from his shake he got in his bathtub and suddenly he woke up from his exciting dream in his chair. He quickly walked over to his computer and wrote an essay for his blog and posted it. But Bob was still insane and could not think very well so first he’d have to find his memories.

Next thing on Bob’s list of things to do was to get his brain back but first he’d have to find it. Bob couldn’t remember anything in the last 10 years. He had no clue where to look then it hit him like a golf ball he would have to find them where he lost them in the dream. He franticly ran to his chair to take a nap and get back to the dream. Ounce he was in the dream he searched through his room and couldn’t find the memories. He went down town and saw a tender brain in the trashcan he reached for it but then like a lightning strike he got tackled by a citizen. The citizen had eyes that had no pupils. His insanity doesn’t want him to get the brain. He would have to fight his way through the citizens. He was being struck down by citizens but he didn’t give up he kept walking to the brain. He finally got to the brain before he could touch it the trash can suddenly started moving away. The trashcan hit the curb and crashed Bob swiftly ran and touched the brain. Everything quickly went dark and he woke up and could remember everything. He quickly revised his post and updated it.