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apoccrates writing

March 5, 2015 / 044912 / 0 Comments

The oath and biography of Hippocrates

By: Anderson Kempf

I believe the Hippocratic Oath and Hippocrates biography do not support each other. I think this because of the way he thinks in each piece of writing. For an example I have two quotes from the two writing pieces. From the oath: “I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians” from the biography: “Hippocrates believed the body contained four humors, or internal fluids: black bile, yellow bile, blood, and phlegm.” In the oath didn’t mention the four humors once. He also mentioned the word science which meant nothing when he lived. These reasons are what leads me to believe the writing pieces don’t support each other.

fishing

March 5, 2015 / 044912 / 0 Comments

Catching fish

By: Anderson Kempf

I’m going to tell you how I catch fish. First I buy everything I need- lock, stock, and barrel. Second you need bunch of fish eggs. There where as much fish eggs as there where eyes on a spider. Now find a muddy spot by a river. Drop the line like a spider hanging by a web. Wait for the mud suckers to bite. The mud suckers where fish egg vacuums. Then lift up the line and put it in the bucket as fast as possible and boom you have 5 or 6 mud suckers. And that’s how I give fish a new home.

Rafting

December 11, 2014 / 044912 / 0 Comments

Rafting^{final draft}

By: Anderson Kempf

I woke up extra early in the morning and quickly drove to school with my wonderful dad. I hid my IPad in the truck the day before so I had something to do on the way there with my friends. We finally arrived at school and walked to Mr.Devolld’s class room were we did boring gear check. I had everything I was ready to go rafting.

I got in my dad’s truck with my friend Ethan. We drove for about an hour to Cooper Landing. I and my friends were playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Ounce we arrived at Cooper Landing we had a long boring speech about safety. We finally got in the rafts and Drew started paddling.

We were gliding across the smooth water of the Kenai River. Ounce we were past the raft launch we saw the old Teddy Bear on the log. I could have sworn the bear’s eyes follow you when you pass it. We kept moving down the river. It was a nice day the water was licking the raft as we crept pass the shadows. We were approaching the Rapids and suddenly the raft started shaking and turning then a splash of wet water came over the raft and soaked a few kids. We finally got out of the rapids. The trip was peaceful after those nasty rapids Roman starting to tell scary stories, Nolan interrupting, and me also interrupting.

We quickly spot a big Eagle Nest. Next we find an Owl nest and we went under the bridge. On the other side of the bridge there is the Cooper River. The boat slowly came to a stop and it’s time for lunch. I had a BLT and some apples I ate the delicious BLT and the Apples quickly. I and a friend found a dead fish with gross maggots in it. Next thing you know where back in the Boat. The other Boats are beside us. All of the boats depart at ounce and the race begins.

We quickly fall behind but eventually we catch up past the Banana Boat and in front of the Orca. We were a lot faster because we had Drew Power. After where up ahead we could see the end and the truck I rode here in. The boat came to stop ounce more and we all got out and took our gear off. We loaded into the trucks and drove away. Once we got to school it was 2:00 pm and we had Work Time.

Gmod writing

December 11, 2014 / 044912 / 0 Comments

Under the rug^FD

One quiet peaceful day in Melon City Bob was simply standing in his room. Bob got tiredly tired of standing and wanted a nice comfy chair to plop down in. So Bob went to melon mart to buy a quality chair that met his needs. He found the chair he wanted and put it in his cart. He then ran the cart up to the cashier and used an orange to buy the chair. After he was out of the store he carried the chair home. He put the chair on top of his rug and sat on it. The chair had fluffy cushions and could recline he was so comfy he fell into deep slumber. He didn’t know he was about to have the strangest and exciting dream ever.

In his dream he woke up and his head was sticky. He fell back on the chair head first so the chair got stuck on his head. Bob tried and tried but could not get it to pop off. Suddenly a surge of some sort of sanity struck Bob. Bob was not prepared for this and he lost every bit of his mind and passed out.

When he woke he thought he had to hide a watermelon under the carpet. So he stole a watermelon from his neighbor Stan and hid it under the carpet by the table with the lamp on it. He then forgot it was there and smashed it some water melon juice got on his lamp and the light bulb exploded. He was so mad at himself for destroying his favorite lamp he punched a giant hole in the wall of his house. He put a jet turbine on his chair and went flying all over the town. The chair took a huge jaw dropping turn and violently crashed into the cold hard ground and broke into a million tiny pieces. Bob found a bathtub and put a jet turbine on it and flew to the moon that looked like melon for some reason.

Once he was on the moon he space walked over to Moon Shakes and had a mango shake. After he was refreshed from his shake he got in his bathtub and suddenly he woke up from his exciting dream in his chair. He quickly walked over to his computer and wrote an essay for his blog and posted it. But Bob was still insane and could not think very well so first he’d have to find his memories.

Next thing on Bob’s list of things to do was to get his brain back but first he’d have to find it. Bob couldn’t remember anything in the last 10 years. He had no clue where to look then it hit him like a golf ball he would have to find them where he lost them in the dream. He franticly ran to his chair to take a nap and get back to the dream. Ounce he was in the dream he searched through his room and couldn’t find the memories. He went down town and saw a tender brain in the trashcan he reached for it but then like a lightning strike he got tackled by a citizen. The citizen had eyes that had no pupils. His insanity doesn’t want him to get the brain. He would have to fight his way through the citizens. He was being struck down by citizens but he didn’t give up he kept walking to the brain. He finally got to the brain before he could touch it the trash can suddenly started moving away. The trashcan hit the curb and crashed Bob swiftly ran and touched the brain. Everything quickly went dark and he woke up and could remember everything. He quickly revised his post and updated it.

expository writing #2

November 20, 2014 / 044912 / 0 Comments

Plains Indians

By: Anderson Kempf

Buffalo

In the 1700’s the plain Indians roamed and killed buffalo for hides and meat. The plain Indians had a shortage of buffalo in the 1700’s. The buffalo’s hides were used for trading with commentary Indians for vegetables and other foods. The Indians had different ways of hunting buffalo. An example of their hunting strategies was herding the buffalo off a cliff and killing the remaining ones that survived and taking them for meat and hides.

Transportation

Before European and Spain brought horses in the 1600’s the Plaines Indians travelled by foot and had dogs carry cargo. The dogs could only hold about 200 pounds. When horses came the plain Indians quickly became master riders. A horse could carry about ten times the weight of a dog could so the horses were much more useful for travelling.

Nomadic and commentary

The two words nomadic and commentary tell if the tribe stays in one place or travels. A nomadic tribe would have more meat and hides then a commentary because they are constantly moving to hunt more buffalo. The commentary had more vegetables than meats because they stay in one place and can only hunt when buffalo are close. Commentary also gain meat by trading crops with the nomadic tribes. Nomadic tribes had hides and meat top trade with commentary for crops.

Medicine, spirits and visions

If a Indian needs spiritual guidance they would go on a vision quest and a vision quest took place in an isolated area. A shaman or medicine man would use his special powers combines with herbs and rituals to heal physical injury and he also was the one who would tell you what your vision meant for example if saw a lightning bolt he would tell you it meant power or something like that. The sun god was called the “giver of life” by the Indian tribes. The tribes performed rituals for the sun god yearly these rituals where called the sun dance. A medicine bundle had items for healing people inside. A medicine bundle normally contained sweet grass, a deer’s tail, small stones and a bird’s claw.

awa

November 14, 2014 / 044912 / 0 Comments

Golden freddy

By: Anderson kempf

I got new job at Freddy frazbears pizza. I got the night shift. I was in a room with a camera monitor and heavily armored doors. I wondered why I had a camera monitor because there was an active security system for all the doors. The phone rang out loud and the lights outside went out. I picked up the phone and the man spoke. “Hello I know this is your first night at freddy frazbear’s pizza so I’m going to tell you the basics” the man said I said ok. “Ok you have limited power so don’t close the doors unless you have an emergency also check the camera every ounce and a while”the man told me “why?”I said “I’ll tell you later” the man said quietly. “anyway in the situation you do run out of power that means the generator is out of gas you will need to go refuel it”the man informs “ok”I remarked “ok so there is some fuel in the basement you will also need the ignition keys” “im sorry but I just remembered I left them behind the stage “when the man said that I suddenly started wondering “what do I need to worry about” i asked rudely. “ok so the doors and the security cameras are for the animatronic characters at night” “they won’t recognize you in a bear suit so they are going to try to put in one” “the bad thing is the bear suit is full of wires jagged metal” “any way it’s almost 1PM so good luck” he said before I could reply.

I sat there in my chair scared and feeling helpless. I checked the camera and something was wrong one of the characters moved. I checked the light and saw the horrifying duck. I quickly closed the door. The duck and its jagged teeth and eye staring at me. It started banging on the door I was so scared I couldn’t move. Suddenly I heard a beeping sound I looked at the power monitor. I only had 20% generator gas left; and then the bunny showed up at the other door. I closed it and felt the power lower. The lights where dimming. I looked at monitor and was horrified. I could see the numbers count down 15%… 14%… 13%… 12%… 11%… 10%… 9%… 8%… 7%… 6%… 5%… 4%… 3%… 2%… 1%… and then 0% the dead number. For me at the moment 0% was a death call. I had to do this quickly. The duck was gone. The other door was broken because the bonnie hit it too much. And the keys where behind the stage. Behind Freddy. I walked out of my safe security room and ran to the stage. Not daring to look behind me. I made I was surprised I survived. But something strange was going on. All of the characters where gone. No they weren’t gone I just couldn’t see it was too dark except the stage light. I walked into the stage light and could see the keys. I picked them up and broke off one of the stage lights to use as a flash light. I unlocked the basement door. There was a rusty spiral staircase I walked down and could smell exhaust I found the gas can and refilled the generator. I put the key in and turned. Light a lightning strike I heard a loud foot step. I turned the key but the machinery did not start up. Instead there was a red light with a keypad glowing.

Suddenly I saw the key had numbers carved into it I punched in the numbers on the keypad and a loud noise began to spread. All the light’s turned on and I walked back to my room all the characters where back in place. I could hear the same beeping noise for the low power. I looked and the monitor said wired power off in 60sec. I waited and then a golden teddy bear appeared in front of me. Anderson and the bear had a fight bought the bear won in the first minute. At 6:00PM kids enjoyed watching a new character named golden Freddy. The only thing that kids wondered about is how golden Freddy got his realistic eyes. The next day police closed down freddy frazbears pizza because they were suspected of murder. But golden freddy was there forever. He was also really mad.

native american legend

November 14, 2014 / 044912 / 0 Comments

coyote

BY: Anderson Kempf

A long time ago there was a coyote that went to a village for a while. Then left to a different village. When the coyote stayed at the bear’s camp he would sneak over to Whiteman’s field at night and take all the wheat. When Whiteman found out he set up a man made out of pitch. Next night the coyote came to the field he found the pitch man and told him “move I just want a little wheat”. The pitch man didn’t react the coyote talked again “if you don’t move you will be punched and anyone I punch dies”. So the coyote punched the pitch man. The coyote had his arm stuck and said “if you don’t release my arm I will punch you with my other arm”. So the coyote punched him with his other arm but it got stuck too then the fox said “if you don’t let go of both my arms I will kick you and you will die”. So he did kick him but his leg got stuck and he said “that leg wasn’t very good I’m going to use my other leg and you will let go”. So he kicked him with his other leg but it got stuck so finally he said “if I whip you with my tail you will be sliced in half”. So he did but his tail got stuck then for one final attempt he said “if you don’t let me go I will bite you in your little neck and kill you”. So he did but his mouth got stuck. The next day Whiteman came back to the pitch man and took coyote off and lead him to the shack with a chain.

Ounce they were in the shack the men debated what they should do with coyote. They agreed to cook and eat the coyote with bread made from the wheat. Grey fox came trotting into the Whiteman’s coyote said to grey fox “hey looking for something to eat in that pot they have lots of things to eat for me like carrots, meats, bread, and all sorts of food” “if you want some all you have to do is help me first” grey fox said “what do I have to help with” coyote replied “all you have to do is take off this chain and put it around your neck so I can go to the bathroom behind those bushes”. So the fox put the chain around his neck. As soon as coyote was out of site he made a run for it. When the Whiteman was ready to cook he took grey fox. Grey fox was excited for all the food coyote was sharing with him. Grey fox could not see coyote. Grey fox saw the pot was empty then he got plunged into it. And cooked well the coyote ran free.

The next day it rained a heavy shower. Coyote was taking a drink from a puddle at the bottom of the canyon. Then owl man came looking for animals to kill and eat. Owl man spotted coyote and a delicious cow. Owl man came down and landed face to face with coyote. Owl man said “the one who barfs meat will take the cow”. Coyote told owl man to close his eyes while coyote barfs meat. So owl closed his eyes. Coyote quickly killed the cow and put some meat on the ground then barfed on it. When owl man opened his eyes he was surprised and said “how do you catch so much meat?” Coyote replied “I have fast legs your legs are to big close your eyes”. So owl man closed his eyes again and coyote took have his leg off. “There now I’m going to eat the rest of my cow”. Owl threw his club but it missed. Owl tried to call his club back but coyote said “sticks move by themselves”. After coyote finished his cow he left the canyon because it was starting to flood. Coyote escaped again and owl drowned because the canyon flooded. Coyote walked back to his home soaked from the downfall. When he got home he took a three day nap and only got up to eat, drink, and hunt for meat or wheat.

expository writing

November 14, 2014 / 044912 / 0 Comments

How To Play Five Nights at Freddie’s final draft
By: Anderson
Today I am going to tell how to play the game five nights at Freddie’s and how to download and use the players tools. First thing you would have to do is buy the game for $5.00 on the AppStore or on Steam. Second step to playing it is to make sure it is downloaded. Depending on your internet speed it could take a long time to download. Now it is time to play the game. First start up the game when the menu is displayed click or tap the new game button. Ounce your game is done loading the first night will start. There are four main animatronics bonnie the bunny, Chica the chicken, Freddie the bear, and foxy the pirate. Each one has its own way of doing things. Bonnie the bonnie has the same personality as Chica the chicken they will both make their way down the hallways. Foxy will run if you don’t check the camera enough. Foxy is not detectable with the door light. The camera is a tool that is available to the player for viewing where the animatronics are however the camera has blind spot which is in front of your door. The camera also will lose connection if the player is checking it too long .The door light come into play when animatronics are outside of your door the door light is the only way of knowing if the animatronics are outside of your door. The doors on your right and left are your protection from the animatronics. If you spot an animatronic with your door light the door button above the door light button will close the doors keeping you safe until the animatronic is gone. The camera has nine main cameras. Freddy Fazbear is an extremely complex character I you want to avoid him you should just check your camera and keep track of him if you can’t spot him that means he is either in your room or is in the kitchen. Freddy only attacks if you look to the right. Also you have a limited supply of power each. Each function such as the camera, doors, and door lights. Each ability has a power usage that adds on to the 1 bar your always using. If you aren’t using any abilities you lose about %1 every 10 second. If you are using an ability you lose about %3 each 9 seconds. If you’re using 2 abilities you lose about %6 every 9 seconds. And if you’re using both doors and the camera our using %5 every 6 seconds.
Now I am going to tell you why you are afraid of the animatronics now. In the day it is a joyful place but at night it is terrible place. If the animatronics see you they won’t recognize you as a human they will most likely recognize you as an animatronic endoskeleton without its costume on. At Freddie Fazbears pizza it is against the rules to not have a costume on so the animatronics will stuff inside a Freddie Fazbear suit which is bad because it is full of cross beams and animatronic devices. So it would be like putting your hand in a sink disposal. The animatronics use to be able to go off stage during the day but then there was an event called “the bite of 87”. The bite of 87 was when a child was having a birthday party at Freddy Fazbears pizza and the character foxy bit a child and gave them a severe brain injury. On night 5 the guy on the phone calls you but the phone call is heavily distorted many people have tried to make it clear by reversing and changing the pitch but nobody could understand it. The game is based off a family ran restaurant like chuck e cheese but the pizzeria is now closed down now.

rafting

September 23, 2014 / 044912 / 0 Comments

Rafting^{final draft}

By: Anderson Kempf

under the rug

September 18, 2014 / 044912 / 0 Comments

Under the rug^FD